February 24, 2010

Hey MTA!! Eat.My.Balls.

Seriously. I can't hardly wait to pay over $100 to ride the subway. Hopefully, the proposed new
fare hike will still guarantee me the same
wonderful benefits I've grown accustomed to:

- No G train service on the weekends, for 4 months
- FREE shuttle buses... that come every 40 minutes
- 30 minute waits for the G train anytime after 9pm
- "Attention customers we are being held up by train traffic" announcements on the ACE
- Then sitting in the tunnel before Broadway-Nassau for 25 minutes.
- Apocalypse-like overcrowding on "The Hipster Express"

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